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Post by Admin on Aug 2, 2014 6:48:22 GMT
40. arranged marriage mostly won't work in wuxia universe
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Post by caiyi on Aug 7, 2014 1:54:23 GMT
41. Thieves and drunkards are respected in jianghu. The more you can drink and the better your thieving skill, the more you are admired.
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Post by Admin on Sept 10, 2014 12:18:55 GMT
42. The most beautiful in Jianghu doesn't always know martial art.
43. Beautiful spoilt girls usually end up with heroes.
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Post by Admin on Sept 28, 2014 11:26:54 GMT
44. There are some martial arts or medicines that can make someone looks younger. ZBT, XLN, Shi Guanyin are some of them. But apparently how and why....Zhuo Yi Hang never found that secret that he died miserably :S
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Post by chefying on Sept 28, 2014 16:10:50 GMT
45. Somehow the villains tend not to have sons, instead, they have daughters. Sometimes these girls are spoilt rotten, sometimes they are angels despite their father being a villain.
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Post by chefying on Oct 2, 2014 15:55:07 GMT
46. Sometimes, the master refuses to take someone as pupil even though the potential student is willing and keen. However, when the master finds someone whom the master thinks has the potential to be his pupil, the guy does not want to learn under the master.
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Post by siuyiu on Oct 2, 2014 17:03:22 GMT
45. Somehow the villains tend not to have sons, instead, they have daughters. Sometimes these girls are spoilt rotten, sometimes they are angels despite their father being a villain. well, at least they won't have to worry about having sons without butts.  |
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Post by Admin on Oct 3, 2014 3:09:57 GMT
47 in a lot of cases, masters have daughters who then fell in love with their martial art brothers. But the martial art brothers treated them like sisters and fell in love with others and made the sister heartbroken.
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Post by siuyiu on Nov 14, 2014 7:38:29 GMT
48. the more pious the monk, the dirtier his secret.
49. be cordial to the lowly workers of the service industry--one of them could be a master swordsman in disguise!
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Post by Admin on Feb 27, 2019 3:52:51 GMT
50. When the heroes were too sad or heartbroken, then in one day he/she might have his/her hair turned white in a night.
51. Tianshan and Kunlun are vast mountains range that spread hundreds kilometres. But the wuxia heroes somehow always managed to bump into each other there.
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Post by siuyiu on Feb 27, 2019 4:07:22 GMT
51. Tianshan and Kunlun are vast mountains range that spread hundreds kilometres. But the wuxia heroes somehow always managed to bump into each other there.   |
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Post by reinafu on Mar 1, 2019 6:01:08 GMT
I like this 51 point too ! It's so funny !!!
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Post by machete on Apr 7, 2022 14:55:55 GMT
28. Every injury leads to blood spilling from the mouth. Be it poison, sword stabbed on the chest, got arrow hit on the back, got injured by deadly palms...there can be only one solution : blood vomiting from mouth. I agree with this one. After the year 2018(?) many American TV drama had the same "outcome" as well! Bullet wound, stabbing, falling from high level building and any injuries unrelated to the throat or the stomach also leads to blood coming out from the mouth. |
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Post by machete on Apr 7, 2022 15:08:47 GMT
52. Most people in jianghu across many eras and dynasties prefer palms over fists. 53. Styles which place emphasis on kicks/Tui are not very favoured styles used by jianghu people. 54. Persia is the origin of some exotic skill e.g lip reading,writing with a string being able to be suspended in the air for a long period, despite Persia not actually even having such a skill in myth or even real life. 55. Persian and Indian costume and dance are indistinguishable.
(54 and 55 is only taken from TV and possibly not novels. TV shows that aren't based on novels also count as wuxia right?  )
56.Nobody experiences travelling fatigue from trekking down their sect's mountain then travelling on foot to another sect's mountain and then trekking up to the peak. And vice versa. 57.Nobody who speaks a particular dialect actually uses vulgar words that is used by speakers of that dialect in real life. E.g Cantonese, Fujian/Minnan/Hokkien etc
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Post by kyc on Apr 10, 2022 10:31:22 GMT
58. No matter how badly injured you are, there's always a divine physician lurking around who can heal your injuries. You sometimes get a free kungfu manual too.
59. No matter how populous or vast China is, all the prettiest girls will fall in love with you and you alone, if you are the hero. They will never give up or forget you, even if you flirt with other girls.
60. One way to win a girl's heart is by giving her a foot massage. Another way is by letting her stab you (just don't get killed).
61. Usually when people jump/fall off a cliff, everyone survives.
62. If you are the hero, you will survive everything--the most deadly toxin, attacks by 99 assassins, even a nuclear holocaust. If you're not the hero, you can get killed just by walking into an inn, or choke to death on tofu.
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